Q&A: What are some good comebacks to lesbian jokes?

by philippe leroyer

Question by emilly: What are some good comebacks to lesbian jokes?

I'm not a lesbian but this dude that sits with me at lunch keeps making lesbian jokes at me. I know that he is kidding but he won't quit. So I was wondering if anyone had some witty comebacks for me to try to get him to stop.




Best answer:

Answer by AP (azn pride)
Sorry honey, I'm a guy.

The least I can help you is this


Guy: "You're such a lesbian."
You: "Sneeze on me and maybe I'll catch the straights."

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